If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that George Bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in Iraq and he responded “how many is a brazilian.”
I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T
so much swag in 3 people
your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog
best show 5eva
I can’t decide which one of them I am.
maybe all 3.
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
Enchanting Forests In The World
I <3 Pibbles!
I totally agree with this. I have a pit bull who was abused as a puppy. Then, he was then adopted, and brought to a “better” home. There he was beaten more by someone he thought loved him. Captain is such a sweet dog and would never purposely do any harm to anyone, but walking in public, people give him dirty looks and move away. I don’t think people understand that any dog can do good or bad things, not just these assumed breeds. And all dogs are good dogs, they respond to their owners so really it’s the owners who are bad.
it’s mr. steal yo girl
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
Oh my god.
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
As much as a bitch about working at Target, one thing I love about that place is that they do NOT mess around when it comes to LGBT+ issues. Harassing a person because of their gender identity or sexual orientation is grounds for immediate firing with no second thoughts. The leadership in the store (at least the one I work in) is a diverse mix of people, and you never have to feel afraid about going to an HR ETL or STL about being harassed. And there’s an option to change your LGBT designation, so say you start working at Target and don’t question your gender identity until a few years later, they are okay with you making adjustments to your paperwork.
Also, they’re willing to relax the uniform for women who practice Islam, and women are welcome to breastfeed anywhere in the store.
They also make their employees do training for helping disabled guests, so that we’re very conscious of our actions and don’t do anything that could hurt someone, physically or emotionally.
TL:DR; working for Target can be a pain in the butt, but I s2g they do not fuck around when it comes to helping those kinds of groups out.